“I never did think I would be having a “Going Away Party”. You only heard about this stuff from nonsensical folks who passed the day gossiping rather than working… nothing new there. Anyhow, my initial thoughts were; “Why must I have a GAP?” “I’m too young to be leaving my family behind… It’s just not fair!”

Well, early 40’s is the new life expectancy for the taxpayer. If you have a “Life Insurance Policy”, especially of 1 million dollars or more, plan on cashing it in for the 5K in gold!!!

I will miss my family but they need this money to pay the union.

I purchased my policy when I had my daughter 12 years ago to make sure my new family would have everything they needed if I were to die… by accident of course. I did not think I would be leaving my family, however, that is what we brave men do today (those of us that work and pay a tax to the “privileged”).

When you have a “GAP”, your family and neighbors usually plan the Party for you as it is supposed to be a surprise. Surprise! You’re going to meet your maker! Lol, the nice part is at least your family will have some more “10% Cash” (Used to be called “Food stamps”) after “The Leader” takes his cut.

Nobody saw this coming 2 years ago except for maybe a handful of the Worker Party who thought they could accomplish a takeover. Nobody expected a worldwide crash except the Worker Party who negotiated the pensions that crashed the system. The Worker Party took control, elected The Leader, The Leader killed the members of the Worker Party that put him in power (just like Stalin/Trotsky) to cover his tracks and put his family in power as the “10%”. That’s what happened in a nutshell but we are not allowed to talk about it, unless you are having a “GAP” scheduled then it really doesn’t matter.

My daughter is 12 as I stated before and I love her more than anything else in the world. We say prayers every night together, in secret, and talk about her future after her mandated 8 years of curriculum are over. My wife is the greatest person in the whole world and is perhaps the greatest parent in the world as her morals and ethics will keep my daughter on the straight and narrow till she understands what she wants to do with her life. I hope she doesn’t get picked to be a member of the “10%”… death doesn’t scare me, but for my daughter to be “picked” scares me. My wife would never let that happen… I pray.

“Going Away Parties” are supposed to be secret, however, nothing is secret nowadays and the life insurance policies are kept in place to euthanize as many men as possible. That’s my opinion. The bottom line is my one million dollar policy will be cashed in after my death; tribute to The Leader is paid (approximately ½ of the payout or 5K in gold) and my family keeps the other 5K in gold. Wow! What a great guy our Leader is! Just leave my family alone after I’m dead as that is all I care about.

The benefits for our Leader and the 10% are;

• One less person to feed

• One more woman to give birth to a 10% Baby (if my wife is “needed)

When I finish work today I will go home and there will be a “surprise” party for me. My family will be there along with my neighbors and we will all have a great time… then “My Method” will be introduced.

“The Method” I chose was cyanide. Quick, easy and no real pain from what I understand… sorry I’m crying it’s just that I don’t want to leave my daughter. I know she will be ok but I love her so much and I just want to protect her from all the evil in this God forsaken world. The Leader said he will protect everyone but it’s just not the same as me being here. My wife will be too busy working and she may become pregnant again so who is to say my daughter will be ok?

I must finish my work now and get home to my party. I only have 60 cans of ash left to close and my quota for the hour will be completed. I was moving much quicker than the slouch next to me as he toils about most of the time… must be nice to have a connection to The Family like he does. I told him I would not be back to work, ever, and he asked me if he could have my lunch till it is found out I am gone. My death must be made official and sometimes it can take weeks for The Family to get the paperwork done, hence, he gets my meals for a short period of time.

I must be a man now, finish up and go home to my party. I will love to make love to my wife one last time as she is the greatest woman in the world… sorry, I’m crying again.

I will miss them both.”

 

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